Thursday, August 30, 2012

Booze



Slap the bag, and it might become your pillow.



Booze is up to you.
6-10 beers/person/day
Seems like a lot, but you would be surprised how much light beer you can drink without even getting a buzz.

  • If you bring a bunch of dark beer, you aren't going to be happy. Some is good, a lot is bad. 
  • No Glass beer bottles. I bring glass hard liquor, but it is best to put it in stainless container.
  • lemons, lime, redbull.
  • Bag wine. Slap that shit.
  • Remember your mug.
  • If you swim, you drink a beer out of a booty.
Everybody will be responsible for providing one Delicious cocktail for the entire group. This means that if it is your cocktail day, you make 16 amazing cocktails in the early evening. Presentation is key. The devil is in the details.

 Here are some examples:
  • Mojitos
  • G&T
  • Margaritas
  • Tequila Sunrise
  • Whiskey Redbull
  • Fine Malt scotch
  • Brass Monkey, or better yet, The White Trash Monkey
  • The "Anus Burner" Tequila Shot Recipe

    Your Sure To Feel This Shot The Next Morning

    Any drink names with anus in it are bound to taste like one... Just saying...

    1 Part Tequila
    1 Slice of Jalapeño Pepper
    Dash of Hot Sauce

    Place the slice of jalapeño pepper in a shot glass.
    Add Tequila.
    Add hot sauce until the shot is a deep red color.
    Take shot and try not to die.

    Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail Recipe

    A Not So Funny Alcoholic Drink Or Cocktail Name...

    But definitely a funny looking cocktail. I am not sure I could drink it!

    1 Part Peach Schnapps
    Splash of Irish Cream
    Dash of Grenadine

    Pour a shot glass 3/4 full of Peach Schnapps.
    Pour Irish Cream into the center of the Schnapps allowing it to clump.
    Drop the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon into Irish Cream.



    You get the point.

     




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